bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a restaurant? a workaurant i hope you get arrested for this joke i think i need to get arworked
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
lokis-army-at-221b: hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints: loki-isblue: mrsmosby-wannabe: relright: thecouscousqueen: kenyabenyagurl: thinksquad: Announcement coming Monday WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I smell ads coming if this is true I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT Passing it on while crying
soudas: can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
kurtblaine: do I run the blog or does the blog run me
muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
keep-calm-stay-healthy: ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT
eponinenjolras: got-me-hiddle-stoned: road—to—dawn: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow hey americans have fun paying your health care stop guys we’re friends remember Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50. Are they all fighting again? Quick let’s sneak in before they notice us...
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….